Wacky Sh*t About the Land Across the Pond
"Two countries separated by common language." (attrib. George Bernard Shaw)
"...and a lot of fish." (Eddie Izzard)
"Why are the British so scared of electricity?" (Abbey Dillon)
"The Special Relationship." (Winston Churchill)
"Hey, give me back my sandwich!" (You, to a bird)
"Meh. I could do better." (Capability Brown, probably)
By kaythensley